warning; excessive use of profanities and mild sexual themes
Are you up?
Can you talk?
What’s up, brat?
did the demons under the bed keep your shitty self awake?
Wow, even though it’s like half past midnight, you’re still an asshole
And here I thought I could hold a civilized conversation with the person I call my ‘shitty’ boyfriend.
Don’t act smart, [Name], you know you’re not good at it
Either you tell me what’s keeping you awake, or I’m going back to this goddamn paperwork Erwin wants me to finish by tomorrow
Technically it’s already tomorrow, and you’re still a jackass
Sorry for wasting your precious time, bitch, Eren would be more than happy to hold a late night conversation with me, so hasta la vista, Ass-man